Hi. I’m Casey, and I have no business having an about me page, but I needed to make room on my sidebar for… other stuff.

I’m an author and a make-up artist and a photographer and a programmer. I am opinionated and kind. I am witty and inquisitive. I like to be right.

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Here are some random facts about me:
I love my fiance. I love milkshakes. I love forlorn indie/folk music. I love sunrises and most sunsets. I love Harry Potter. I love red wine and mead. I love the internet and online comic strips. I love nosy neighbors and decorating for holidays. I love being a gore make-up artist. I love smoking. I love finding money I thought I spent. I love dying my hair. I love sweeping, don’t ask me why. I love listening to audio books. I love brutal honesty. I love the public transportation at theme parks, and how it always breaks down. I love Florida’s vegetation. I love costumes and vintage clothing. I love theatre. I love to write and doodle. I love languages I can’t understand. I love getting the chills. I love to cook. I love really horrible B movies. I love to dance, even if I can only shake my booty. I love to laugh.

I like walking on the beach, but not swimming in it. I like cheese, especially on my birthday. I like the word “bibliophile” (Go ahead and call me that). I like steamed green beans with garlic butter. I like playing with Legos. I like the History Channel. I like learning minute, useless trivia. I like combining my useless trivia into convincing philosophies and heated debates. I like being the center of attention in a crowded room. I like my lips. I like catching someone’s eye and holding it until they look away uncomfortably. I like being untouchable. I like people that have the courage to stand up for what they believe. I like lists. I like crossing at the cross-walk. I like sleeping in unmade beds and reading used books. I like philosophy, theology, and logic. I like learning new words. I like my dirty car. I like meeting new people.

I hate smoking. I hate snitches and people that don’t know how to play along. I hate losing arguments (so I don’t). I hate grammatical errors. I hate cocaine and what it does to people I love. I hate feeling stupid. I hate drama-mongers. I hate gay-bashers. I hate ICP and country music. I hate sleeping on the floor. I hate having 20 different remote controls for three pieces of television equipment. I hate being untouchable. I hate the way sparkles ruin perfectly decent clothing and accessories. I hate pompous band members. I hate the way girls spin everything around to make it your fault somehow. I hate liars and thieves. I hate the death penalty, but I hate murderers more. I hate the military, even if I think it is necessary. I hate passing judgment on people before I get to know them. I hate pimples. I hate the words “low battery”. I hate 1337 SpEaK. I hate people who take themselves too seriously. I hate people who are afraid to try new things. I hate driving by acres of dead trees. I hate people that naysay. I hate being tired all the time. I hate being sick. I hate trying to be something I’m not. I hate hating.